We have the best time.

Link:  ::He returned to yellow pit, begrudged and sullen. His bloodshot eyes drifted lazy across the room for some spark of interest. But alas, there was nothing. The soft hum of electronics was all around him; as he pined for his Stefani.::Suddenly he leaped up. And, in one smooth, almost graceful motion, tore the large monitor from off his desk and hurled it through the window.
Stefani:  ...You are so fucking adorable.
Link:  O_O  A passing officer heard the shattering glass and ducked to avoid oncoming shards
Stefani Ray:  OH NO! What's going to happen to Lincoln?!
Link:  He drew his gun and kicked in the door. Before he could even get a firm grasp of his surroundings he was pounced from behind.
Stefani:  DEATH FROM ABOVE?!  I'm on the edge of my seat.
Link: A sharp pain rushed suddenly through his face and he felt a warm moisture. His jaw had been torn clean off.
Stefani:  ...The Hulk?!
Link:  The officer dropped his firearm and hit the ground face first, winding him.  He spun around to his assailant, his eyes afraid.  He quickly realized that in his fall that he had dropped his gun and he was helpless before the menacing, malevolent eyes of his captor.  He scooted back quickly, as the man bent down, locking his gaze with the cop.  And the man said, in a slow careful tone to the cop:
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Stefani:  Was One Of My Turns playing when you threw the computer?  That's all I wanna know.
Link:  Yes
Stefani:  Awesome.
Link:  And I was Jerry Seinfield
Stefani:  Sweet
Link:  I would now like a critique of my writing please
Stefani:  It was fantastic. A little too Family Guy for my tastes. But otherwise, superb. XD