Giving Thrills.

I don't think I have ever had as much fun in my entire life as I did last night. So I worked all day yesterday. From 11 AM to 8 PM. Michael worked from 11 AM to 6 PM, so after he got off he drove to my house and we sat around talking about Left 4 Dead 2 and TF2 inbetween my calls. (I guess I should also state that I have a new job working from home. I take calls for a customer service business called "Cpu2") Link and I had been talking about going to see Inglourious Basterds again after I got off of work, but he had to go to work in SC until around 8 as well. So when I got off I took a shower and Michael called Jon (Link's Bestfriend/roommate, who was supposed to pick Link up.) Jon was at his shop on Leicester Hwy waiting for Link to call him, and wanted us to come over. So we drove out to his shop, stopping by McDonald's on the way. Michael and I are talking about how I have a headache and need a Goody powder, and start reminiscing about the time when Michael took one dry and coughed and started choking. I start laughing my ASS off and Michael says "It wasn't funny! Think about it! You think you're going to die, this is the last breath you'll ever take, and it tastes like Goody powders! It was horrible! I'd rather be set on FIRE!" ANYWAY, we get our food and the moment we show up Jon's phone rings. It's Link, saying he finished with his job and he'll be back in town in about 2 hours (he was working in SC). Then he preceeds to tell Jon about how he had fallen off of a bridge during work, and had been stung by yellow jackets 27 times. Link asks Jon if I had called, and I take the phone from Jon and start talking to Link. Link finds out that the movie starts at 10:15, and he tells us not to go. So we sit around at Jon's shop for 2+ hours waiting for Link to get there, passing the time playing Magic: The Gathering (I know, nerds, right?). Link finally shows up and starts telling us about his misfortunes of the day. Apparently, he was helping a mexican named SALMON, yes SALMON THE MEXICAN, and a few other men clean out an acre of land. Link was under the bridge filling up sandbags, and unbeknownst to him, the men above him are puling nails out of the bridge. Link goes to walk across the bridge and it falls apart, sending him plunging 10 ft into a 3 feet deep creek on his back. Then LATER he was cutting brush with a machete and hit a yellow jackets nest. XD Link drank a beer and then we headed off to Denny's for coffee. Michael rode with Jon and Link rode with me. On the way to Denny's Link starts apologizing for everything he put me through back in October. He says that he realized that him and his ex didn't have as much in common as him and I did, and that him and I seemed to get along better. "You're really awesome, and I really like you, and I would be really happy to call you my girlfriend." I tell him that I'm not sure about what's going on, and pretty much dropped the subject. He buys cigs and we head to Denny's. Michael calls Wesley and he shows up, and the entire time we just sit there talking about random shit and joking around. Wesley starts talking about how we need to drink together, so every decides to go back to Jons shop to drink. Link rides with me again and we stop at Hot Spot again to get beer. While we're there a bunch of people walk over from the strip club next door and decide it would be a BRILLIANT idea to start shit. People are yelling and cussing and threatening to kick each others asses. Fucking rednecks. Cue eye roll.

We leave and get back to Jon's. Michael, Jon, Wesley, and Link start drinking and we all end up in the back room singing an acoustic version of "Baby Got Back" while Link plays guitar. We go outside to smoke and we start talking about horrible/best sexual experiences. Link asks everyone what their favorite sexual position is. When it comes to Jon, Jon says he can't pick one. Link keeps badgering him and finally says "Okay, how about this, if you were stuck on a desert island with ONE sexual position, what would it be?" We all start laughing our ASSES off, and Wesley falls over. We go back inside and someone ends up taping 2 full beer bottles to Links hands, making him "Edward Beerhands." Link needs to go to the bathroom so preceeds to walk around asking anyone and everyone there to unbutton his pants so he can go. I unbutton his pant and he walks into the bathroom, then yells "Um, guys? I don't think this is going to work!" XD Link comes out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles, unable to pull them up, and starts hopping/tripping all over the room trying to find someone who will pull his pants up for him. He comes over to me and I start to, and then Jon decides to record it. Link is trying to keep me from finishing so Jon can pull his phone out, so he starts hopping away from me and wriggling around so I can't pull them up. I tell him to fuck off, and start messing around on Facebook. Jon uploads the video to Youtube. XD
Wesley finally pulls Link's pants up for him, and we all go outside to smoke before we leave. I get home at 4:30 and pass out.

All in all, the best night ever can never be recaptured. My friends are amazing, crazy, and hilarious. I love them all.
-Stef