1. My Senior Presentation was earlier today. It blowed, but I think I did okay. All 3 of my judges KNEW how to play guitar. Big coincidence. So that tacked on more intimidation than there should have been. But I got through it pretty well. Doug was there doing the time for one of the classrooms, so he hung around with me for a while. I love that kid. So cute and super funny.
2. I have work tomorrow, and I hate work and I hate myself for continuing to work there. It's like working in hell... except worse because Satan is a woman who is constantly on her period and bitches about everything.
3. My entire family is out of town for the weekend to the beach. So I have the house to myself. The only rules? Feed the dogs and make sure the house doesn't burn down. Awesome. They told me I could have a party Saturday night, but I'm working so that wont be happening. But Michael is going to stay the night all weekend. So that's cool. I didn't want to be alone. So he went to the store to get dinner, and I watched Forrest Gump. And cried like a little girl. Baw.
4. Trevor is adorable, and this conversation must be saved forever for it's "AWWWW" factor.
"Judge Claude Frollo" = Him
"Mister Fahrenheit" = Me (it's from a Queen song. "There's no stopping me. I'm traveling at the speed of light. Just call me Mr. Fahrenheit.")
Anyway...
Judge Claude Frollo: I loves you so much...
Judge Claude Frollo: <3
Mister Fahrenheit: do you mean that? Or are you just trying to flatter me?
Judge Claude Frollo: YES.
Mister Fahrenheit: XD WHICH ONE?!?!
Judge Claude Frollo: Is "both" acceptable?
Judge Claude Frollo: :3
Mister Fahrenheit: You are such a smooth talka
Judge Claude Frollo: Honestly, I have feelings for you that I've NEVER felt from anyone else.
Judge Claude Frollo: Hell, I'm no psychologist...but this may very well be love that I'm experiencing.
Judge Claude Frollo: And god damn it, why can't I think of anything romantic to follow up on that earlier message?
Judge Claude Frollo: FUCK.
Judge Claude Frollo: ...You've gone into cardiac shock, haven't you?
Judge Claude Frollo: ;_;
Judge Claude Frollo: Come on, Stef. Stop kidding around.
Judge Claude Frollo: ...Stef?
Judge Claude Frollo: Stef?
Mister Fahrenheit: I'm SO sorry.
Judge Claude Frollo: STEEEEEF!
Mister Fahrenheit: I wasn't at my computer.
Judge Claude Frollo: ;_;
Mister Fahrenheit: Um...
Mister Fahrenheit: Wow.
Mister Fahrenheit: I don't know what to say.
Mister Fahrenheit: I don't know what to do in this situation.
Mister Fahrenheit: ...I like you.
Mister Fahrenheit: SO MUCH.
Mister Fahrenheit: But.. I'm afraid that I'm going to end up hurting you or something stupid.
Judge Claude Frollo: Pfft.
Mister Fahrenheit: I'm cursed. I just know that I am. All of my relationships end badly.
Mister Fahrenheit: And I don't want to do that to you.
Judge Claude Frollo: 16 years in a military family have effectively stripped me of a "feel-bad" complex.
Judge Claude Frollo: Have no fear.
Mister Fahrenheit: Also: I am... very crazy. And very affectionate. And very sexual. And you're very.... not. And I don't want to force you into anything you don't want to do.
Mister Fahrenheit: And now you are gone.
Judge Claude Frollo: No...I'm just not sure what to say.
Mister Fahrenheit: I will give you time to think then.
Mister Fahrenheit: It's not that I don't like you.
Mister Fahrenheit: Please don't think that.
Mister Fahrenheit: I just don't want to hurt you.
Mister Fahrenheit: But I do want you.
Mister Fahrenheit: In so many ways.
Mister Fahrenheit: And that worries me. Because some of those ways are not very... PG 13.
Judge Claude Frollo: I'm not easy to emotionally scar, trust me.
Judge Claude Frollo: But hot damn, my legs feel like fucking Jello.
Mister Fahrenheit: why?
Judge Claude Frollo: I dunno...
Judge Claude Frollo: Intensity of the discussion, maybe?
Judge Claude Frollo: But mom's making me check the mail. I'll be back.
Judge Claude Frollo: :|
Judge Claude Frollo: Alright, I'm back.
Mister Fahrenheit: okay
Mister Fahrenheit: well....
Mister Fahrenheit: ....whatchya thinkin' bout?
Judge Claude Frollo: The sick feeling in my gut, the fact my heart's beating at twice it's normal rate, etc.
Mister Fahrenheit: you are so cute.
Judge Claude Frollo: Damn...who knew getting all of that off my chest was going to make me looney.
Judge Claude Frollo: ;_;
Mister Fahrenheit: Anything else you need to get off your chest?
Judge Claude Frollo: Nah, I think that'll be good for now.
Judge Claude Frollo: Don't want to have a heart attack or anything.
Mister Fahrenheit: Why are you so amped up?
Mister Fahrenheit: Afraid I'm going to shun you for life?
Judge Claude Frollo: Yeah, in a nutshell.
Mister Fahrenheit: ....i love you.
Judge Claude Frollo: I love you too.
Mister Fahrenheit: I love you so much
Mister Fahrenheit: you are so sweet.
Judge Claude Frollo: And it's funny to look back on it...in January, I barely knew you. Now, I don't know what I'd do without you.
Mister Fahrenheit: ...really?
Mister Fahrenheit: You don't know what you would do without me?
Mister Fahrenheit: how so?
Judge Claude Frollo: Well...
Judge Claude Frollo: You're kinda what I look forward to each day, and if you were gone...I would feel empty, I guess is how to describe it.
Mister Fahrenheit: You have me blushing again.
Mister Fahrenheit: How do you do that?
Mister Fahrenheit: I never blush. Quit it.
Judge Claude Frollo: Err...
Judge Claude Frollo: ...Magic?
Mister Fahrenheit: No.
Mister Fahrenheit: You're amazing. You are so fucking amazing. Oh my God.
Judge Claude Frollo: And with that, I feel like Benjamin Barker in an alternate dimension where Turpin wasn't a fucking dick.
Some time later I tell him to download Avenue Q.
Judge Claude Frollo: Downloading at the speed of light!
Mister Fahrenheit: haha
Mister Fahrenheit: which song?
Judge Claude Frollo: Several.
Judge Claude Frollo: If You were Gay, Everyone's A Little Bit Racist, Internet is for Porn.
Judge Claude Frollo: Etc.
Mister Fahrenheit: Yay.
Mister Fahrenheit: On the one hand it makes me depressed
Mister Fahrenheit: because Evan introduced me to it.
Mister Fahrenheit: But on the other hand...
Judge Claude Frollo: :(
Mister Fahrenheit: It's just so good.
Mister Fahrenheit: ...I miss you.
Mister Fahrenheit: :(
Judge Claude Frollo: I miss you more, I bet.
Judge Claude Frollo: ;_;
Mister Fahrenheit: I doubt it.
Mister Fahrenheit: what do you want to bet?
Judge Claude Frollo: Well, I have no money, so...
Judge Claude Frollo: Hmm...
Judge Claude Frollo: My PSP.
Judge Claude Frollo: That's the ticket.
Mister Fahrenheit: haha
Mister Fahrenheit: What would you do if you were here?
Judge Claude Frollo: Hug you until you pop.
Judge Claude Frollo: And mad kissing.
Mister Fahrenheit: Kiss me, eh?
Judge Claude Frollo: YES.
Mister Fahrenheit: Why the Caps?
Mister Fahrenheit: excited?
Judge Claude Frollo: Immensely.
Mister Fahrenheit: prove it.
Judge Claude Frollo: How can I prove it on the internet?!
Mister Fahrenheit: You can't.
Judge Claude Frollo: Ever seen Green Mile?
Mister Fahrenheit: That's a Stephen King movie.
Mister Fahrenheit: You want me to answer?
Judge Claude Frollo: >.<
Mister Fahrenheit: o.o
Judge Claude Frollo: If you say "no", I'd be shocked.
Mister Fahrenheit: I have it on DVD. ;)
Judge Claude Frollo: :3
Judge Claude Frollo: So sad, but it's fucking GREAT.
Mister Fahrenheit: yeah.
Judge Claude Frollo: Bye.
I am so totally crushing on this boy. Adorable. Now if he could just get over his shy demeanor we would be good. :)
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