OI VEY! SOMEONE PUT TITS AND A DICK ON THE BLOODY MARY.

So, I just have a few thinks to add on here tonight before I go lay down and try to sleep.

#1. Yesterday was mine and Evan's 1 year anniversary, and it was freaking awesome. What I love the most about our relationship is that we can do absolutely nothing, and still have an AMAZING time doing it. We were planning on going out to the theater to see "Strange Wilderness", but I had a sore throat and an essay to write, so instead we stayed home. He brought popcorn from the theater and we crawled under the blankets and ate Asaka while we watched "The Exorcist." It was the old version, and I had never seen it. It was, ridiculous, to say the least. We kept pausing it and rewinding it to play parts over so we could do commentary for it. Like the part where she is going down the stairs backwards. Evan rewinds it and then says (in the voice of "Sebastian", the gay guy from Family Guy who says OH NO a lot) "Hey 'yall. I'm just going to crab walk down these stairs here." and it was fucking HILARIOUS. At another part a priest with really big glasses and a HUGE nose walks into the church with a handful of flowers, and Evan says in his BEST jew voice "FLOWA'S FER JESUS!" I almost died laughing. Anyway, we finished the movie, and then he played Code Veronica on the playstation and helped me do my homework. It sounds like a boring night for an anniversary, but it was amazing, and I can't think of any way I would rather have had it.

#2. I came home yesterday to find Ophelia had somehow gotten her back leg tangled in the blind cord. So she was dangling upside down from the cord, and had apparently been there for a while. She had pee and puke all over her. I untangled her leg and took her into the bathroom to wash her. She wouldn't walk on her foot and she laid around all night not moving. Evan and I were so scared. Thankfully, I was woken up this morning with dog kisses and whining. So she's perfectly fine. Just scared is all.

#3. Mars Hill Chorus is tomorrow, and I am absolutely exhausted. But I wanted to wait for Evan to get off work and talk to me. What to do what to do.

Argh. I'll go read until 12 I guess.

Night.